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ChatGPT’s full roast: “Alright Crystal, let’s not tiptoe into this — we’re diving straight into the deep fryer. First off, the way you’re holding up those Mickey-shaped pretzels like they’re Olympic gold medals… calm down. You didn’t climb Everest, you just stood in line for twenty minutes behind a toddler in a Buzz Lightyear shirt. You look less like you’re flexing a…