In case you missed it from a TikTok skit or an Instagram meme, some things were stolen from the Louvre — in broad daylight…in just seven minutes. Honestly, that’s pure Danny Ocean energy. While we hope the jewels make it back safely, it’s definitely got me wondering how good of a heist artist I could actually be. You know, like when you watch The Hunger Games and think, “Could I actually win?” and then take up archery. Yeah…that’s exactly where my mind went with this whole Louvre heist thing. Even though I know 100% that I couldn’t even pull off a dine-and-dash, so there’s noooo way I have the guts to steal millions from one of the world’s most famous museums.
But if you want to live in a badass fantasy with me, let’s find out which movie mastermind you are. You know…the adventure-seeking, master-theiving, sly-spying kinda characters. Tell me how you would pull off a Louvre heist, and I’ll tell you who you are. Without further ado…
Drop your results in the comments — and tell us what your signature heist calling card would be. Zorro leaves a Z, the Wet Bandits leave the taps on, the Joker leaves a card. What would yours be?