Trump takes the gift and goes to his bedroom, where he promptly tears off all his clothes and hops into bed with Satan.
“Hey Satan! Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me,” he tells Satan. “I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.”
Towelie is there to lobby Trump to reclassify marijuana, but ends up as a gift to Trump instead. By the end of the episode, Satan finds Towelie in a White House bathroom, covered in white stains, begging for help.
“Please,” Towelie pleads with Satan. “I wanna get out of here.”
“So do I,” Satan replies. “But there is no escape from this place.”
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