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“I was newly divorced and met a woman while at a dog park with my dogs. We hit it off and stayed much longer at the dog park than anticipated, just talking and getting to know each other. Near the end, she asked if I’d like to go to dinner with her later that night. I agreed. I show up to dinner, and she was already there and almost immediately hands me a CD of all her favorite songs that she had burned for me between the dog park and dinner. Weird, but ok. She then starts talking about marriage and how she needs to have children ASAP. At this point, I’m starting to think she’s not the one.”
“We finish dinner, and I’m thinking the date is over. She asks me if I’m going to walk her to her car. I say sure. We get to her car, and she asks me if I want to go to her place, and I said I really needed to get home to my dogs. She asked if I was going to kiss her, and she just gave me a full-on French kiss and said she can’t wait to see me again. I never called her back. She went on to get artificially inseminated and had her kid. Still no husband.”
—Anonymous, 53, Redmond, WA
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