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“I was flicking through a hookup app—might have been Tinder, maybe Badoo or Bumble, I can’t remember. I didn’t have a face photo on my profile, and I matched with someone nearby who also didn’t have a photo up. She said she was living with someone, but it wasn’t going anywhere, and she was looking for NSA hookups. I said that was all I wanted—just a new FWB. She dropped a pic, and I recognized her immediately. I play in a band, and sometimes a young guy fills in for us if someone can’t make a gig. It was his mom. While I didn’t know him that well, I still considered the guy a friend—and this was his mother. I’m in my late 20s, he’s 17. She’s in her late 40s. I explained that it might be a little awkward and that we knew each other, then told her who I was. She didn’t seem to mind. She just said, ‘Well, I can keep a secret as well as you can,’ and sent me a bunch of nudes. That was it—I was in.”
“Within 2–3 days, we were meeting up outdoors every few weeks, hooking up in her car or the woods since her house was rarely empty. We still meet up now. I saw her last Wednesday when she had a rare empty house—after about three years, that was the first time we did it in her bed.
There was one evening when we were practicing at our rehearsal space, and she buzzed me, saying she wasn’t doing anything after dropping off her son. I said I’d make an excuse to leave early and meet her. Her son asked her to pick him up early, and she made an excuse that she couldn’t come back until the originally agreed-upon time.
The rest of the guys kept jamming while I was behind the rehearsal space, on the other side of the wall from her son, hooking up with her.”
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