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“My boyfriend essentially needs blizzard conditions to sleep: Ceiling fan, side fan, completely naked. Sometimes, he puts an ice pack under his pillow — and he puts blizzard sound effects on his earphones to drop off. If I’m there, he also constantly hugs, squeezes, or wraps himself around me.”
“We only lived together for a week at a time before. As I need basically the opposite conditions (warm, layered pajamas, untouched, silence), we’re not compatible with sharing a sleeping space. So in a couple of months, we’re getting a two-bedroom place together so we both get to sleep and not want to murder each other.”
“I think a lot of marriages would benefit from different sleeping spaces.
My husband and I at least have two different blankets on the bed. Now, we don’t have to pull to get our share.
When we get a hotel room, they’re usually two queens, and we may first cuddle together like at home but ultimately, sleep separately.”
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