Here’s a fun one: @octopuscaveman asked people which state has the worst pizza, and the replies are full of some pretty horrifying slices.
A bunch of people brought up St. Louis style:
Rhode Island was mentioned a lot:
Apparently, their pizza is cold.
This is apparently Columbus-style pizza:
Another person said Arkansas.
This place in Pittsburgh that doesn’t melt the cheese is brought up a bunch:
Anddd Swedish pizza, which isn’t American… but still… BANANAS?!??!
But one place takes the cake, and their pizza is TRULY dark-sided.
It’s Altoona, Pennslyvania.
Apparently, it looks like this:
As this person said, “Whoever invented Altoona-style pizza will not see heaven.”