People Are Sharing Their Wildest Pieces Of Family Lore, And It Is Sooooooo Interesting

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“My sister came home from a girls’ trip to a note on the kitchen counter from her husband, who had left her. He confessed that after 20+ years together, he no longer loved her and wanted ‘hot sex’ in his life. He had gotten an apartment in the next town, and she shouldn’t call him because he wouldn’t answer. Turns out that while she was in the air flying home, he had called all their neighbors, mutual friends, her brother, and their sons to inform them he was leaving her. She was devastated but trying to hold it together. Less than a week later, he called, wanting to come by and pick up towels and some furniture for his new apartment.”

“She let him so she could talk to him. He confessed that he moved in with his girlfriend and that he just hadn’t been happy. After the emotional shake-up settled, she called our mom and confessed that she actually felt relief more than anything. 

Apparently, he had stopped working and had become a bit of a doomsday prepper/MAGA nut. She thought it was her duty to support and stay with him. But now that he was gone, she felt free and could finally tell people what she’d been dealing with. While he believed he was a dedicated prepper and had built a pantry/supply bunker in the basement, she admitted that he had actually just been buying cat food. Wet cat food, often discounted due to expiration, in bulk. And living off it. Trying different recipes. She was disgusted by him but had disassociated from it and just kept plodding along. 

When he tried to crawl back a week later, after the new girlfriend discovered the CAT FOOD, she thanked him for waking her up but recommended that he try the local animal shelter instead and slammed the door in his face. She is now dating a very nice man who eats people food.”

—Anonymous