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People Are Recalling The Dumbest Thing Someone Has Ever Said, And I Have No Words


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“My cousin has said some belters over the years:”

• “He thought Australia (we’re in England) was at least two days in front of us, so he thought he could travel, watch the cricket, and call home to tell us the results and bet without losing. Took nearly an hour to explain his errors and the 24-hour clock.

• When NASA said they had found signs of water on Mars, he literally thought it was actual signs saying ‘water this way.’

• ‘The moon landings are fake.’ He’s been to Cape Canaveral and also has the Saturn V Lego. I think he’s starting to believe the flat Earth BS, too.

• His mates convinced him camels laid eggs. Years later, when some of us found out on Xbox chat, he denied it and said it was all lies. Then, he later said, ‘Anyway, it wasn’t camels, it was donkeys!'”

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