15.
“[Making entitled requests.] Our church is very large, and we also have an even larger room for parties, so we rent the sanctuary and party room frequently for weddings. My daughter and I supervise during these rental events. We go out of our way to accommodate almost anything the couple and their families want. The guests are another problem altogether! During these rental events, we have had guests make strange requests.”
“For example: ‘Where is the church nursery so I can drop off my children?’ Answer: ‘Ma’am, the nursery has not been rented for this event.’
‘Where are the rest of the bathrooms?’ Answer: ‘We have ten stalls altogether in the building. The line should shorten as we get closer to the ceremony.’
‘We will be requiring a wheelchair for Uncle Bob.’ Answer: ‘I’m sorry, we don’t have a wheelchair on the premises.’ (We do have one now.).
‘Where is the bar?’ Answer: ‘This is a church, sir, even the communion wine is Welch’s grape juice.’
And finally, ‘Where can I smoke my cigar?’ Answer: ‘Outside.'”
—Anonymous, Indiana
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