If you’ve ever stepped into a Subway, chances are you’ve unknowingly irritated the person making your sandwich. Here are 23 things that Subway employees can’t stand—plus eight things that actually make their job easier.
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Subway employees hate when refuse to get off your phone call while ordering:
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Subway employees hate when you try to order something that is physically impossible to make:
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Or something that defies all logic:
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Subway employees hate when you don’t seem to understand that making sandwiches takes time:
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Subway employees hate when you leave a table like this:
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Subway employees hate when you order sandwiches with so many ingredients they defy the laws of physics:
Like, what are we doing here?
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And then complain that your sandwich is “too wet”:
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Subway employees hate when you go all willy-nilly ordering multiple subs right out the gate:
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Or completely skip essential parts of the sandwich process:
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Subway employees hate when you don’t understand just how many “white cheeses” there are:
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Or, when you wait ’til the last second to add another sandwich:
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Subway employees hate when you make a huge order right before close:
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And then order a million sandwiches:
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Subway employees hate when you don’t understand how footlong bread works:
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Subway employees hate when you bang on the glass like the person making your sandwich is in a zoo enclosure:
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Subway employees hate when you ask for avocado last:
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Subway employees hate when you don’t answer basic questions:
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Subway employees hate when you launch into your order with reckless abandon:
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Subway employees hate it when you brave the elements just for some Italian BMTs:
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Subway employees hate when you bug out over coupons:
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Subway employees hate when you tap the glass like they’re in a fish tank:
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Subway employees hate when you order salads right in the middle of a lunch rush:
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Subway employees hate when you tell them your entire life story:
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Subway employees hate when you get completely stumped:
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Subway employees hate when you expect to be let in before they open:
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Subway employees hate it when you vanish into thin air:
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And Subway employees hate when you go there once a month and ask for “the usual”:
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Subway employees love when you add a little joke like this to brighten up their day:
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Or, when you absolutely blow their mind in the order instructions:
Or get very specific in the instructions:
Or make a fun little game:
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Subway employees love when you get way more specific with your order at the very beginning:
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Subway employees love when you clean up after yourself like a grown adult:
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Subway employees love when you give ’em a little tip…or a big one:
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Subway employees love when you realize just how rude you were being to them:
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And Subway employees love when your order instructions come with a little personality: