Lily did not reveal which airline she was flying with, and explained that staff were unable to relocate her — and left her to clean up the mess herself.
“I asked the guy, I was like: ‘Can I move seats because somebody’s been clipping their fucking toenails in this seat?’ And he was like: ‘I’m sorry, we’re completely fully booked,’ oversubscribed, or whatever,” Lily went on. “And I was like: ‘Can I have a sick bag and some wipes then, so I can clean these toenails up?’”
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