1.
This peach that picked up a pattern from the bag it was in:
2.
This perfectly two-toned apple:
3.
And similarly, this sweet potato that’s two different colors:
4.
These braided carrots that someone’s mom grew:
5.
These tomatoes that grew in a gradient:
6.
This lemon that grew in quadrants:
7.
The pineapples in this person’s spa water that are shaped like cats:
8.
This potato with fighter jet shaped rot:
9.
This hard-boiled egg with two perfect eyes:
10.
This person’s garlic, which came out as single bulb-sized:
12.
This really looooooong piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch:
13.
This freshly-picked lemon that was already growing another lemon inside:
14.
This tomato with a nose:
15.
This bread with an edible label:
16.
The pickle on this McDonald’s hamburger that was sliced lengthwise:
17.
This Burger King onion ring that’s shaped like an eight:
18.
This happy baby potato that’s making a smiley face:
19.
This edamame with four beans:
20.
This singular un-cocoa’d Cocoa Krispie:
21.
This carrot with naturally-occuring square holes:
22.
This duck-shaped sweet potato:
23.
This tub of ice cream that melted and was re-frozen, resulting in the ingredients being layered by density:
24.
The strange segments of this orange:
25.
This avocado that had no seed:
26.
These conjoined plums:
27.
Ladies and gentlemen, the United Steaks:
28.
This un-waffled waffle fry:
29.
This red pepper that housed a baby red pepper:
30.
This Kit-Kat that’s missing its core:
31.
This chili pepper that grew in a spiral:
32.
And this inverted fried egg; the yolk broke, and a bubble formed in the middle: