Jon Stewart Discovered A Bizarre New Detail About Trump’s Health That Made His Jaw Drop

“Jesus, Grandpa, put ’em away! Holy shit!” he said, averting his eyes. “And what’s with the makeup? It’s not like you can treat leprosy at Sephora.” 

He noted that those are just the parts of the president’s body we can see.

“I bet everything on that body not covered by clothes is all fucked up right now,” he said. 

But Stewart said the president’s hands and ankles might not be the surest sign that something’s up with the president’s health, and it’s not even Trump’s sudden fixation with getting into heaven.