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The person who is on the trip of a lifetime:
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The person who’s going to be picking up little tiny rye berries until the cows come home:
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The person who lived the Italian nightmare:
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The person who just invented a great new haircut style:
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The person who should have never checked the garage:
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The person who shouldve just stayed put:
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The person who just got a brand-new below ground pool installed:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about trunk space:
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The person who got a palm full of cactus:
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The person who got a little extra flavoring on their dog:
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The person who gave their staircase a cool, hip modern paint-job:
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The person whose coffee was EXTRA beefy this morning:
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The person who has now found they key to immortality:
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The person whose pictures will now have a tasteful crease to them:
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The person who invented a new element in their oven:
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The person who may never sleep again:
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The person who was kind enough to anonymously donate a bite of their sandwich:
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The person who pizza got straight-up GOOPED:
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The person who finally found what they were looking for:
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The person who finally got that pesky jar open:
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The person who’s going to have to pull a dang Sir Edmund Hillary maneuver to get that remote:
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The person whose computer experienced flight:
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And the person who needs to stay far, far away from a kitchen: