Pretty much everyone’s grandma had……
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A giant wooden television that weighed approximately two tons:
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A turkey carver that was used but once a year:
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These candies that apparently only grandmas can buy:
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Old cloth calendars from like decades ago:
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This exact blanket, probably laid out over the back of a couch:
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That one bird clock that hung in her kitchen or basement and never really worked properly:
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A cabinet full of glass you could NEVER, EVER touch:
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Sewing pincushions just hanging around that you’d somehow be allowed to play with:
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Carpet protectors that definitely destroyed your toes on one or two occasions:
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Ribbon candy that was all stuck together and probably like 9 years old:
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The world’s oldest fridge:
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Or the world’s oldest washing machine:
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Little fruit magnets all over the fridge:
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A handful of these storage containers collecting dust:
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Or a blanket like this that you can still FEEL the end of:
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A clock encased in a container:
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A tin of cookies that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES:
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One of these around Christmas time:
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This gorgeous end table right in the living room…
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…which probably also had a couch like this in it:
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That one room you were not allowed in that was full of plastic-covered couches:
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A set of Revere Ware cookware that they probably got as a gift several decades before:
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This blender that was probably around before your grandma was and will be around long after you’re gone:
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Chairs that probably sagged a little too much in the middle:
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A stationary bike in literally the most random room it could be in, probably with a big fan attatched to it:
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At least one room in the house with walls like this:
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Christmas ornaments from the Middle Ages:
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A phone that looked as if you could call President Gerald Ford with it:
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A cabinet dedicated to just plastic bags that was slowly getting out of control:
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Towels that were for DECORATION, not DRYING:
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A car with a door like this in the driveway:
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This exact chair, probably in the kitchen:
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This exact bedspread on the bed:
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This casserole dish that had permanent stains in it from years of abuse:
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A bunch of these to put under hot plates:
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And these matching cups:
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Some fine art like this:
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That one alarm clock that gave a big, red glow at night:
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A themostat like you’re doing research at the North Pole:
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At least one set of fake grapes located somewhere in the house:
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A ceramic Christmas tree, preferably one in green and white:
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This exact coaster set:
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Fuzzy toilet covers that in no way were practical or clean:
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A thermostat you could never, EVER touch:
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Casserole pads that inexplicably stood the test of time:
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These exact salt shakers:
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And amber-colored wine glasses NOBODY DRANK FROM: