1.
The person whose guitar might have taken a slight fall:
2.
The person whose basement just got a brand new indoor pool:
3.
The person whose car made the perfect toy for a bear:
4.
The person who might want to hire a professional next time:
5.
The person whose sunburn is more like a sun-incineration:
6.
The person whose fence has seen some things… horrible things:
7.
The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
8.
The person who got an extra-special gift with their new car:
9.
The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:
10.
The person whose hard work was ruined by a moth with nothing to lose:
11.
The person whose light no longer belongs to them:
12.
The person whose iPad will charge forever and ever and ever and ever:
13.
The person who needs to stay far, far away from the kitchen:
14.
The person who made a $500 mistake:
15.
The person whose hotel room was already occupied:
16.
The person who got a little iron in their drink:
17.
The person who might clean a little TOO well:
18.
The OTHER person who should probably stay far, far away from a kitchen:
19.
The person who will be picking rice out of their keyboard until the cows come home:
20.
The person who made an enemy for life with a woodland creature today:
21.
The person who will be enjoyin’ some good old-fashioned grilled spatula tonight:
22.
The person who added a liiiittle bit too much salt:
23.
And the person whose room does not exist on this dimensional plane: