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The scammer who found out about a wonderful new place:
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The scammer who just placed the bet of a lifetime:
3.
The scammer who didn’t want to hang out with a stranger:
4.
The scammer who was kind enough to call it off:
5.
The scammer who got flipped the foot bird… the fird:
6.
The scammer who forgot how to scam:
7.
The scammer who missed their target demographic:
8.
The scammer who just might have to take this offer:
9.
The scammer who needs to follow the orders they were given:
10.
The scammer who has some very strict guidelines to meet:
11.
The scammer who just got an offer they can’t refuse:
12.
The scammer who got hit with the ol’ chariot technique:
13.
The scammer who absolutely REFUSED to give a recommendation:
14.
The scammer who almost got everything they ever wanted:
15.
The scammer who got a very tasteful reply:
16.
The scammer who gave up their life of crime:
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The scammer who might have wanted to do some research first:
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The scammer who jumped to conclusions:
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The scammer who was let down very, very gently: