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I'm Dying Laughing At These Absolutely Unfiltered Things People Actually Put On Their Dating App Profiles


16 Funny Dating Profiles

1.

This woman who wanted the singles of Hinge to know she had good credit:

2.

This person who shared a lil tidbit about their dating history:

3.

This person who wrote two different bios for different types of suitors:

4.

This guy who expressed a very random grievance in his bio:

5.

This person who told potential suitors to have realistic expectations:

6.

This guy who made sure people knew he was naturally tall:

7.

This person whose answer to a Hinge prompt probably cost them a lot of potential matches:

8.

This guy who channelled the Old Spice guy for his profile:

9.

This person who had a very specific relationship in mind:

10.

This person who…had a lot of fun questions!:

11.

This person who misunderstood what “love language” was referring to:

12.

This guy who knew people would be curious about his height:

13.

This person who thought “love language” had something to do with being multilingual:

14.

This guy who poked fun at the repeating talking points in dating profiles:

15.

This Floridian who was very proud of her home state:

16.

And finally, this person who clarified something incredibly important:

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