I know it’s not news to the fans, but Vanderpump Rules is getting a completely new cast. So before we move on, I thought we’d visit the OG cast…one…more…time. Some of you have been loyal Vanderpump Rules fans since 2013. Some of us (like me) managed to binge all seasons in a few months flat. (Apologies to my neighbours for the theme song relentlessly seeping through your walls for months.)
And some of you have only seen the highlights — the TikToks, the memes, the absolute classics: “He set my TV up in seven minutes,” the Stassi slap, and of course, SCANDOVAL. (Like anyone could forget that.)
My bestie is obsessed — she listens to it on her phone every night as she drifts off to sleep, which I can personally confirm from our cottage sleepovers.
She even met one of our faves, Tom Schwartz, on a surprise BuzzFeed shoot this week. I was basically a proud mom — taking photos and holding back tears as I watched her try to play it cool while meeting a VPR star in the wild.
Anyway, enough about one of the lights of my life…Tom. Umm, I mean my bestie. And without further ado, let’s find out which Vanderpump Rules star you are. Let’s go…
Was I right? Tell me in the comments….along with your Vanderpump Rules conspiracy theories. Do you think some events weren’t authentic and were just for drama? Do you have any secret hookup speculations? Tell me everything in the comments.