We all like to think our city is special, but deep down, every place has its quirks that deserve to be called out. Whether it’s Delhi’s loud entitlement, Mumbai’s glorified closets, or Bangalore’s never-ending traffic trauma, we’ve all silently judged them at some point. So I did the obvious: handed it over to ChatGPT, told it to roast our cities with no emotional attachment, and let the unfiltered truth fly.
And let’s say, it went straight for the jugular.
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Fair warning: this roast of Delhi might sting more than the smog in November.
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Mumbai got roasted for its rent, rain, and relentless delusion—and yes, the sea got dragged too.
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Bangalore’s traffic, tech scene and so-called chill got a reality check in this roast you’ll feel in your commute.
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This roast of Chennai has more bite than the city’s filter coffee.
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Pune, your softboi era just got exposed.
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This roast dragged Lucknow from Mughal to Mayhem real quick.
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Kolkata, your nostalgia can’t hide the humidity hangover.
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Hyderabad, your biryani slaps, the driving does too—just not in a good way.
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Indore got cooked like its snacks.
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This roast has more layers than a Jaipur lehenga.
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Chandigarh: the city where sectors are organised, but the egos are not.
So yeah, ChatGPT didn’t hold back, and honestly, as someone from Delhi, I’ve got to admit… it hit the mark. If you’re from any of these cities, tell us, did AI get too real? Whether your city got mildly roasted or absolutely dragged, drop your pride and sound off in the comments.