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“I Accidentally Punched Him In The Nuts”: Patients Share Their Most Humiliating Doctor Visits


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“When I got hired by a job, say, twenty years ago, they required a full physical for their basic jobs (I was just shipping/receiving, mostly did UPS shipments). At the time, I had grown my hair to shoulder length (never had long hair before) and painted my toenails midnight blue. I also had recently manscaped, as we had also just had a fun night together.”

“I was sent to their medpoint office, and the old doctor was highly curious about my appearance, and I told him why, smiling. When he walked me to the receptionist, there were several young female nurses hanging out as well, and he told them all, ‘Don’t get any ideas with him, I think he may be gay.’ Their jaws drop, their eyes wide open, and I am belly laughing at the scene… they then scold him about talking like that, and then he tells them about my toes and genitals. I smoothed it over, told them I wasn’t offended, he’s just due to retire…”

—oldenoughtobeinappropriate

Lauren Garafano

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