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Hello there! As you probably know, there’s been a heck of a heat wave going on over the past week. How hot is it? Well, it’s so hot that people’s weed-eaters are going on strike:
To beat the heat, I — much like the goats — have been trying to lie as still as possible with a fan pointed directly at my face at point-blank range. But, I did manage to move my arm just enough to pick up my phone and see this TikTok from @kaileeaaliyah about her experience in the NYC heat wave:
Yeah, apparently that’s the strap of her bag melting and sticking to her shirt in the heat. If it’s too hot for a handbag to hold it together, what hope do I have? Anyway, the comments made me laugh a ton:
If anyone needs me, I will be peeling myself off the fabric of my couch, much like the poor, disintegrating strap of that bag. Stay cool, y’all.
Today I learned that monarch caterpillars do this, and that I, too, would almost definitely be more stupid than a bird:
Somebody call Sarah Connor, we have found our savior in the war against the machines:
Damn, bro is already 15 minutes in. RIP.
I always like to finish every week by leaving you with a little something that doesn’t necessarily have a home in a BuzzFeed post or anywhere else, but I feel like I MUST share with you, because I can’t get it out of my head. This week, it’s all about this person’s dream bear:
That’s all for this week, see you later! And remember, if you want more like this, you can subscribe to the Only Good Internet newsletter (if you want, I mean, don’t let me tell you what to do, ya know?).