33.
“Using gas pumps. Let me explain.”
“1) Gas pumps literally dispense a hazardous liquid.
2) They’re used by everyone: sick, healthy, dirty, clean, everyone.
3) When was the last time you ever seen a gas pump get cleaned? The answer is never.
4) Gas pumps are always covered in canopies, so unlike park benches, you don’t even get rain or sunlight to clean them off.
5) After you use them, you immediately follow it up by using something you also never clean. When was the last time you cleaned your steering wheel? Stick shift? Seat belt? Never?
6) We eat in our cars.
Gas pumps. It’s gas pumps.”
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