“He Referred To Himself As The Nipple Master” – 16 Reasons Why People Didn’t Get A Second Date

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“He was 100lbs heavier than his photo, smelled horribly of body odour, and then asked me if he could rent my couch for £500 a month and essentially live in my living room, as he was being evicted from his current place.”

“When asked why he was being evicted, it was obvious he had overstayed his welcome. He told the family he was staying with that it would be ‘two weeks, tops’, and six months later they kept changing the locks on him, and he kept crawling through the windows to get back in.”

–VelvetTush