“Fortunately, My House Didn’t Burn Down” –19 Reasons People Were Permanently Banned From Someone’s House

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“It’s still referred to as ‘The Legend of Gabby the Pee Pee Girl'”.

“When my son was in college and home for the summer, he had gone to a party with friends. He called us around one in the morning to say that the party had gotten out of hand and asked if he could bring home a couple of friends who were too drunk to drive. We said sure.

They arrived, drunk as advertised, and crashed on couches and the guest bed. We heard a crash in the middle of the night, and my husband got up to check on things. He came back to our bedroom with a stunned look on his face and said, ‘I think you better handle this one.’ I walked into the kitchen, where I heard water running, and saw this girl Gabby, sitting on the kitchen counter and pissing like the proverbial racehorse.

After I got over the shock, I offered to show her where the bathroom was. She smiled, patted the counter, and said cheerfully, ‘No need. I found it.’ There was urine running down the cabinet doors, inside the cabinets where the cookware lived, and into the floor. She remembered none of it the next day. Gave me a big hug and thanked me for our hospitality. Our son spent the day cleaning and disinfecting the kitchen.”

–tnrivergirl