Categories: AllInternet Finds

Folks Are Sharing Their Most G-Rated Burns That Cut Deeper Than Any Curse Word


Polite Burns That Sting More Than Cursing

Who would have thought that #TeamWholesome has been out here destroying their enemies in the most clever ways for centuries? Although a tirade laden with swear words can feel great from time to time, it’s not the only way to truly read someone for filth.

My personal favorite to drop when the moment truly calls for a zinger?: “I hope you step on a Lego barefoot.”

And recently, Reddit user u/PastorofMuppets- decided to ask: “Whats your best non-swearing insult?” Here are the both witty and entertaining responses they received.

1.

“Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others, whenever.” — Oscar Wilde via u/rapiertwit

3.

“Thanks for helping. It was like doing it by myself, but harder.” —u/quackedup17

7.

“Wisdom has been chasing you your entire life, but you have always been faster.” — u/EUNEisAmeme

8.

“You’re the architect of your own misfortune.”

11.

“You only have two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.” — u/-OctopusPrime

13.

“You have the confidence of someone who’s never been fact-checked.” — u/Bella_Mendy

14.

Feast on a buffet of food insults.

15.

“I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you.” — u/crippler1212

16.

“I can explain it to you, but i can’t understand it for you.” —u/prive8

19.

“Who ties your shoes in the morning?” — u/MasterP65

20.

“Bless their hearts.”

21.

Classic “Yo Mama” jokes always hit.

Welp! Feel free to save this post if you’re planning to give up swearing for Lent. What’s your favorite non-swearing zinger? Drop it in the comments!

Jada Gomez

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