Well, we’ve got a problem.
A literal “egg truck crash” happened in East Los Angeles and people are freaking out over it.
“Of all things. ALL THINGS,” this person said.
“That’s like $764M in eggs bro,” another person said.
And this person said, “There goes our entire economy.”
A bunch of people are saying, “We are never going to financially recover from this.”
I’m with this person: “It’s time to start wrapping egg trucks in bubble wrap. This can’t happen.”
From “Man, this country really can’t catch a break with eggs”…
… to “Would’ve been less valuable if it was bricks of coke.”
It’s over for us (and our omelets).