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Donald Trump Gave The Most Donald Trump Response About The New Cracker Barrel Logo


Trump Finally Decided To Weigh In On The Cracker Barrel Logo Drama

The logo change is certainly a choice, like literally no one likes it, but conservatives have turned this into their rallying cry.

Naturally, they’re calling the rebrand “woke.”

One of Trump’s fav celeb supporters, John Rich, shared a picture of an empty Cracker Barrel parking lot:

And Florida Rep. Byron Donalds said it was “time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again.”

Let me remind you: We’re talking about a fast casual restaurant that sells mac & cheese.

Sooo, it took him a while, but Donald Trump finally responded to it all.

Here’s what he said: “Cracker Barrel should go back to the old logo, admit a mistake based on customer response (the ultimate Poll), and manage the company better than ever before. They got a Billion Dollars worth of free publicity if they play their cards right. Very tricky to do, but a great opportunity. Have a major News Conference today. Make Cracker Barrel a WINNER again. Remember, in just a short period of time I made the United States of America the ‘HOTTEST’ Country anywhere in the World. One year ago, it was ‘DEAD.’ Good luck!”

Very typical with the whole “HOTTEST” country thing.

Now, hopefully, South Park has time to do an episode about this fake drama before their current season ends.

Matt Stopera

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