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Donald Trump Finally Explained Those Photos Of His Bruised Hands And Closed Eyes


Donald Trump Finally Explained Those Photos Of His Bruised Hands And Closed Eyes

Donald Trump’s hands were the talk of the town in 2025!

Sometimes they were covered in makeup:

Other times he left ’em bare:

As you know, Karoline Leavitt infamously blamed it on handshaking, and now, we have another explanation from Trump himself.

Trump told the Wall Street Journal he takes high levels of aspirin because he’s “a little superstitious.” He explained, “They’d rather have me take the smaller one. I take the larger one, but I’ve done it for years, and what it does do is it causes bruising.”

He went on, “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”

Another type of photo from 2025 that Trump addressed were those closed eyes ones:

He explained those by saying, “I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me. Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”

Matt Stopera

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