ChatGPT’s full roast:
“Alright Crystal, let’s not tiptoe into this — we’re diving straight into the deep fryer.
First off, the way you’re holding up those Mickey-shaped pretzels like they’re Olympic gold medals… calm down. You didn’t climb Everest…
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“A man walks into a bar and pauses — at the far end, there’s a guy with a big orange head, just sitting there, staring into his drink. He asks the bartender, ‘Hey, what’s up with the guy with the big orange head?’ The bartender replies…





