These 27 Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Forgot We Have Six More Weeks Of Winter
February 3, 2026
Sigh. Another week, another Monday. My work continues. I’m currently developing a new theory that weeks are best for human happiness when they consist of just three days: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Aren’t there scientists out there, somewhere, who can prove…
“Covers for your knitting, especially double-pointed needles for socks. The elastic would be short enough to keep the caps tight. They prevent the stitches from falling off and keep the needles together in your work basket.”
—Urithiru
“This is correct. I…
I spent too much time last week focused on Tuesdays and let a Monday sneak back in! It seems we must remain ever-vigilant if we want to do away with Mondays for good. Now, if my calculations are correct, we should see another Monday in approximately seven days. In the…
Trump Wasn't The First To Receive A Gifted Nobel Prize, And You're Not Gonna Wanna Hear Who Was
January 22, 2026
The Only Other Person To Receive A Gifted Nobel Prize
Last week, 2025 Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado gifted her medal to President Donald Trump during a meeting at the White House, saying it was “a recognition of his commitment to her…
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“In the city of Tacoma, Washington, residents gather together every Chinese New Year to hunt for MonkeyShines: glass baubles and ornaments emblazoned with that year’s Zodiac animal sign, made by local glass artists. They also leave ‘rogue’…
People Are DRAGGING The Secretary Of Agriculture Over Her Very, Very Weird Budget Dinner Idea
January 16, 2026
Brooke Rollins: “We’ve run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money.”…
27 "Bizarre" Items That Had Everyone Totally Stumped Until The Internet Solved The Mystery
January 13, 2026
“It’s a decorative ‘lantern.’ This particular one looks like a late 1950s-to-mid-1960s design. This kind of wood-dowel/domed/vaguely Moroccan-influenced decorative hanging lantern was pretty popular back then. Some people put actual small candles in…
