Trump takes the gift and goes to his bedroom, where he promptly tears off all his clothes and hops into bed with Satan.
“Hey Satan! Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me,” he tells Satan. “I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.”
Towelie…
Trump: “When you go to a voting booth… they asked me for my license plate, right? I said, I don’t know if I have. And they said, sure, you have to have it. Oh, it’s a very impressive actually.”
Made-up nonsense from Dementia Don, as usual.
After watching Seth Meyers in January, he called the host “dumb and untalented” and “merely a slot filler for the Scum that runs Comcast.”
Then he took aim at the company itself.
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This Tweet By Trump's Energy Department About Going Back To Coal Is Getting Torn Apart For Being "Delusional"
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