“I guess them eating me out?” Schumer replied.
Of course the flip response intrigued Cooper. Schumer went on to explain the booty call happened when she was at her “peak, touring arenas.”
“Were they a professional athlete? Sure,” Schumer said as she conducted her own Q&A. “Did I text them late at night and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, ‘I’m so tired, I’m so sorry’ and they left? Yes.”
“And you know who you are,” Schumer said as she peered into the camera.
The comic later revealed it was a baseball player who had attended one of her shows. She said she yawned after the oral sex and the athlete was “pretty cool” about the encounter. “I mean, that’s a moment in Trainwreck and that’s from real life,” she said, referring to her hit 2015 comedy.
Schumer confided that she had done something similar on other occasions and isn’t “proud of it.”
“You want to be a giving lover and whatever,” she said. “But at this moment, it was like, some people will blow a guy and that’s the end of the night. So I kind of did it my way, to quote Frank Sinatra.”
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