All I want for Christmas is airline miles!View Entire Post ›
“She has 3 kids. It’s time to go home when I say it’s time.”View Entire Post ›
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I can see it now!View Entire Post ›
I just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding…
"You may need to stir once. That's it."View Entire Post ›
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Alabama Barker On Living With Travis Barker And Daddy's Money
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