Well folks, shut it down, I’ve got an absolutely riveting piece of content for you.
94-year-old William Shatner was spotted out and about, and his love of cereal had him doing something I didn’t even know was legally allowed.
He was photographed eating a bowl of cereal while driving his car:
Yes, folks, no AI here. Just a nearly 100-year-old man enjoying a bowl of cereal behind the wheel of a car:
My journalistic instincts (aka zooming in) give it a likely probability that that cereal is Raisin Bran.
A post from TMZ about the spectacle is going viral:
You have the people discussing his age: “How is he 94 but looks like he’s 60.”
For others, the event disrupted their whole day: “This just derailed my whole day. Can’t stop thinking about this.”
And finally, the dreamers: “When I’m 94, I too intend to cereal drive.”