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Finally, a reason to return to office.
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Assie and Potato are both great contenders.
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Regina George, is that you?
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…
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Let’s keep it moving, people. God hasn’t got all day.
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This has a bit of an ominous undertone.
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A little bleak for a Valentine, but I’ll take it!
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Can’t argue with that.
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These coworkers are keepers.
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Nothing wrong with a little compliment to start your trip!
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…Okay, I guess that makes sense. :/
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I used to do this to people, and I can confirm that it also brought me a laugh.
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I’m glad this person specified.
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I think I’m okay with Wendy’s real fresh beaver, but thanks.
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I understood that reference!!!!
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Grandpa really phoned it in here.
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I wasn’t planning on it, but I’ll still try to be extra mindful.
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Vandalism and defacing property are fine if it adds humorous value.
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…Okay, thanks for that, Google Maps.
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Once again, thanks, Google.
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If I were a thief, this would convince me!
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Hey, I’m still glad you made it home safely!
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From now on, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is what I will be writing when I don’t know the answer to something.
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I don’t think the teacher intended for their “pushing” to feel like this.
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“Sorry for the thing, first of all,” is going to enter my vernacular now.
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Considering I still wake up with night sweats thinking of this terrible sound from my fourth-grade music class, I’d take one.
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Phew. I’m sure glad I didn’t bring my nuclear missiles here.
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SECURITY!!! GET HIM!!!!
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I hate that I laughed at this. I’m turning into such a Dad.
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This is also my face when people tell me to smile.
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I see what you did there.
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Hey, how’d they know about my drawer???
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I think Mike misunderstood the assignment…or he understood it way better than the prior two writers did, depending on how you look at it.
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Might as well call them “poors” at this point.
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This is a nice sentiment, I guess?
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I guess we’ll go ahead and trespass, then!
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I see what you did there, Wal-Mart.
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This is a solid use of money.
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I might have to do this with my ex’s number.
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I feel like they should’ve spent a *little* more time thinking about the design of this anti-drunk driving pencil, but maybe that’s just me.
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Hm. I didn’t realize Dr. Pepper was a form of payment.
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Oh…uh, that’s okay, I’m not that hungry.
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Now the crack looks intentional!
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Way to call Andy out.
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Leave them alone! They’re preparing for Jurassic World Rebirth!
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Well, that’s unlucky.
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Damn, imagine being burned by Google Photos.
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Super important to blur those wheels!
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I didn’t think my pancreas hated me until now!!!
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Bags have feelings, too!
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I’m glad we cleared that up.
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Oh…I guess I don’t want a popsicle after all.
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That’s certainly one solution to macbooks removing their HDMI port…
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The perfect size for the giant up the beanstalk!
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That’s one way to advertise!
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Wow, it’s amazing what nine years of study can do.
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And finally…good one, Netflix.