1.
This is just ASKING to fall down the stairs.
2.
This is actually a “hear me out” for me.
5.
Finally, a microwave for Andre the Giant.
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‘Cause everyone loves walking through their shower to get to their toilet!
8.
Just where everyone wants a window!
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What is going on with these windows???
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What is it with these terrible bathrooms???
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These stairs are just inviting injury.
12.
This is just a death trap.
13.
Quick question: what the hell???
16.
This looks like The Thing died here.
17.
Because we all want our walls to look like they’re covered in poop stains!
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This is just terrible.
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Carpet has no place in a bathroom, and I will die on this hill. And why does it go up the side of the bathtub???
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Same with laundry rooms.
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The door should not be BELOW the floor. I shouldn’t have to say this.
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The cabinet door having to be cut below this counter is really the hilarious cherry on top for me.
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Oh look, more death stairs.
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Is this supposed to be a bathroom, or…?
27.
Something’s…off here.
30.
Great, more death trap stairs.
31.
What genius came up with this WOODEN fire escape???
32.
Why is it not centered???
33.
That’s okay, I didn’t want to close the door while I went to the bathroom, anyway.
34.
This just feels like it would be impossible to clean.
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It’s giving tiny NYC bathroom.
38.
This, too. And they’d charge 4k a month.
39.
Not everything needs to be ~aesthetic.~
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I…hate this. What’s wrong with a circular sink? We don’t need to reinvent the wheel, people!
41.
I think these stairs were built by Satan himself.
43.
I truly want to know who went, “I found it! The ideal spot for a banister!”
44.
What’s the point of this?
45.
I guess it’s time to learn how to pee standing up.
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Why is it not just against the wall???
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What is even going on here?
49.
What is this? A basement entrance for an ant?
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How is that curtain meant to stay up?
51.
“Masterpiece” is one word for it.
52.
Let’s just hope no one walks in your room while you’re showering.
53.
What kind of decor is this?
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And this is why we don’t DIY, folks!
55.
That’s one way to make a ceiling fan! Not a smart or effective one, but it’s a way!
56.
Hm…this doesn’t looks *quite* as advertised.
57.
Man, the advertising for Fantastic Four is out of control. (Side note: If I had a nickel for every time something in this post reminded me of The Thing, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.)
58.
Make this make sense.
59.
Well, this seems like a safety hazard.
60.
This makes me irrationally angry.
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This oven defies logic.
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Nothing is centered, and I hate it. 🙁
63.
Well, that’s an annoying light switch placement.
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And finally…I have no words.