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This person whose codependent dog couldn’t handle being alone for less than two hours:
2.
This person whose boat ended up in a roof somehow:
3.
This person whose neighbor’s kids literally SHOT through their home:
4.
This person who thought their coworker’s mug warmer was a charger:
5.
This person whose bike lock was glued by someone, making it impossible to unlock:
6.
This person who came out of their house to find they’d been robbed:
7.
This person who suffered from night sweats every single night:
8.
This person whose car was demolished by hail:
9.
This person who got the worst notification possible as their plane took off:
10.
This person whose toilet overflowed with concrete:
11.
This person who dropped a $90 bottle of Lagavulin they were going to gift their father:
12.
This person who spent four hours making soup, only for a glass bowl to break in it:
13.
This person who went to use the bathroom and found their toilet like this:
14.
The people on this street who lost power because of whatever the heck happened here:
15.
This person who was driving when someone decided to throw a brick off the overpass:
16.
This parent whose kid ate a battery:
17.
This person who went to use their hot tub, only to find that the water was randomly green:
18.
This person who moved into a new house, only for the neighbor’s kids to break their windows:
19.
This person who learned that it IS possible to break a cast iron skillet:
20.
This person who moved into a new residential building and quickly learned it couldn’t even handle rain:
21.
This business owner whose Baskin Robbins was destroyed after someone drove their car into it:
22.
This person who had a screw fall out of their jaw:
23.
This person who spilled bleach on their shirt at work:
24.
This person whose phone fell out of their pocket while they were on a ride:
25.
This person who got a fever the day before they were supposed to graduate and give a speech:
26.
This person who fell asleep for six hours while food was in the oven:
27.
This person who was cleaning their washing machine when a lightbulb fell in:
28.
This person who was bit by some sort of bug that inflated their hand:
29.
This person whose flight was delayed, which caused them to miss their connection, which got them sent to a hotel…that was on fire:
30.
This person who blew their tire on the way to the courthouse in the middle of a trial:
31.
This person who found an acrylic nail in their fast food drink:
32.
This person whose aunt accidentally spilled red wine on their white dress and college diploma:
33.
This person who found a dust bunny in their turnover…after they already took a bite:
34.
This person who lost all their family photos:
35.
This person whose cat dug up the carpet right before their apartment lease was up:
36.
This person who paid their kid’s school $30 for this Texas Roadhouse dinner:
37.
This person whose hampster escaped and ate their carpet:
38.
This person who had lobster bisque thrown on their car for some reason:
39.
This person whose brand new e-bike was stolen:
40.
This whose bathroom mirror random fell off the wall in the middle of the night:
41.
These people whose neighbor drove a car into their apartment building:
42.
This person who accidentally sent their Popeyes order…to Popeyes:
43.
This person whose washing machine totally malfunctioned:
44.
This person whose keyboard melted from excessive window sunlight exposure:
45.
These people who couldn’t use the laundry machines because someone put tobacco and poop in them:
46.
This person who bit into a cake pop only to discover it was moldy:
47.
This person who dropped a perfume bottle in their sink:
48.
This person who learned the hard way that they couldn’t put their cutting board in the dishwasher:
49.
This person who sent flowers to their valentine only for them to be delivered carelessly:
50.
This person who found a cough drop in the food they ordered:
51.
This person who came out of a concert and saw that their car had been egged:
52.
This person whose dog chewed up their new Gucci glasses before they had a chance to wear them:
53.
This person whose pants ripped while they were outside:
54.
This person whose car was also a drawing board for some kids:
55.
This person who came back from getting coffee to find that they were missing a tire:
56.
This person whose debit card chip fell off when they dropped the card:
57.
This person who was grilling when part of their tong fell into the grill:
58.
And finally, this person whose car was hit by a flying object while on the highway:
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