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The person who will rue the day they parked next to that Par 3:
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The person who will now be busy for the rest of the day:
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The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget:
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The person who will never send memes all willy-nilly ever again:
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The person who lives in Hades itself:
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The person who had a friendly bird say hello during their work day:
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The person whose car got a much needed makeover:
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The person who must never step foot in their home again:
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The person who must have been listening to the 7/10/99 Camden “Chalkdust Torture”:
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The person whose car got a fresh, new paintjob:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen:
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The person who lost their battle with a printer:
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The person who might just wanna turn that car around:
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The person who was kind enough to lend their headphones to their good friend Bigfoot:
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The person who got some, shall we say, “organic sprinkles” in their caramel sauce:
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The person who just shocked the fashion world:
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The person who somehow ended up in this predicament:
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The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
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The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world:
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The person who went the wrong way… the very, very wrong way:
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The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently:
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The person who’s going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console:
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The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job:
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The person who got but one bean:
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The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task:
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The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip:
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The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen:
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The person who had to deal with this nightmare today:
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The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor:
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The person whose lobster cake is more like a… you know:
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The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan:
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The person who is very, very luck they have their phone:
33.
The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut:
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The person who had THIS happen to them:
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The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated:
36.
The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee:
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The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash:
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The person who got a rug for ANTS:
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The person whose fedora got absolutely annihilated:
40.
The person who seems to be experiencing the start of a parable:
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The person who should probably just hop back into bed:
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The person who might want to watch those sodium levels:
43.
The person who should NOT hop back into bed:
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The person who will spend the rest of their days looking for that pressure washer:
45.
The person whose bag his about to have the ride of a lifetime:
46.
The person who maybe should’ve left those cookies in the oven a few extra minutes instead of dropping them on the ground:
47.
The person who finally got to season their pot:
48.
The person who will remember that one hot pot for the rest of their days:
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The person who got some delicious, dry bread:
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The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:
51.
The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:
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The person whose finger looks like it’s seen some…well, you know what:
53.
The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:
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The person who got betrayed by the slurp:
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And the person whose package was put where we all end up anyway: