1.
‘Cause I’m totally thinking about being “super-cute” when defending myself against an attacker.
2.
The fluffy parts would definitely just get in the way.
3.
Why do women need different tools to begin with?
4.
Finally, men can eat!!!
5.
Boys and girls need different hangers…why again?
6.
What does it even mean for toothpaste to be formulated ~for men~?
7.
Bro, you gotta wipe your butt…bro, I swear it makes you feel like a real man.
8.
What if I’m hangry as a woman? What then?
9.
Remind me why men need different hair dryers than women?
10.
And different loofahs?
12.
Finally! Ice for women!
13.
Looks like some marketing exec decided girls like guns, too, but only if they’re pink!
14.
Same with miscroscopes.
16.
What about this makes it not for girls?
17.
I’m so glad men can finally enjoy candles.
19.
God forbid a girl use — or even play with — a broom that isn’t pink.
20.
Lavender is for men, too! You just have to call it “manly lavender smells” instead of “lavender.”
21.
Oh no, I need to mark what page I left off at in my book, but I only have my boyfriend’s male book marker available! I guess I’ll just have to lose my progress. 🙁
22.
I guess women can’t have ginseng or chili?
23.
Gee, I didn’t realize how important it was for men and women to use different batteries!
24.
Of course, the one for women costs more just because it’s pink.
25.
Same with these razors.
26.
I’m sure glad girls can worship Jesus, too.
27.
I guess I should just be happy they have one for boys?
28.
This is just blatantly sexist.
31.
These gift cards are hopelessly gendered (men get Xbox and Ripcurl; women get MAC and Sephora).
32.
Why do we have to gender these at all, and why does getting served more beer make a man a king and a woman a wench?
33.
I guess with men acting the way they do when they get a cold or the flu, I get why companies think they need different recovery shots.
34.
What about this is “for girls”?
35.
Oh great, more pink tax.
36.
Just go to Ulta. I bet they have better concealer anyway.
37.
These are the exact same, except the women’s option has fewer pills and costs more.
38.
Why did they need to make a different pair of tweezers for men? It looks exactly the same as the pair I have.
39.
I guess women can’t use products with charcoal.
40.
Why do men need different soap?
41.
Was there really a need for fireworks specifically for girls???
42.
Because men can’t look in normal mirrors. Wait, are they vampires?
43.
Good news, gamer girls (oh, sorry, gamer babes) — you finally have your own t-shirt!
44.
I’m so glad the Girl Boss era is over.
45.
Phew, I’m sure glad this store sells toothbrushes for men and women. Otherwise, what would I buy??? Gasp — a regular toothbrush???
46.
I didn’t realize men needed different Q-tips.
48.
It’s just science, y’all.
49.
Would you rather smell like men or apricot?
50.
Why do we need a different guide for women?
51.
Of course the women’s version has less product, but at least it costs less this time.
52.
What will happen if I eat this as a girl?
53.
And finally…this is the correct answer.