If you’re like me, you’ve undoubtedly received a text (or 10) that made you look like this:
Well, we’re not alone. Here are 51 people who received seriously unhinged texts (some cute…but most INFURIATING):
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First, this young woman received these seriously creepy texts from her boyfriend’s dad:
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This person had to listen to their friend admit something they should have taken to the grave:
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And this woman — after her much older and creepily flirtatious boss got fired — received this batshit text:
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This stepson received an impossibly awkward text from his stepfather (who was clearly trying to text his wife/the stepson’s mom):
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This dude received this text from his brother-in-law…prompting him not to speak to him for months:
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And this poor daughter got hectored by her mom to help her get a fan letter to Elon Musk:
And then she asked her poor daughter to post it on X:
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This woman seriously regretted giving this dude her number:
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This person had to listen to a forty-something acquaintance complain about not being able to pick up girls 20+ years younger than him with lines like “I want to park my beef bus in your tuna town”:
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And — OK, here’s a cute unhinged one — this wife received this epistle from her husband who turns into a lovesick poet after he’s thrown a few back:
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This wife was about to send THIS to her hubby when she got these texts from him about an argument earlier:
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This woman received a “stay away from my man” text from an ex-neighbor…who she hadn’t lived next to in 4+ years:
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And this woman — out of nowhere — sent this woman her own “stay away from my man” message:
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This daughter had a very awkward text exchange about her son’s wound with her mom (a former nurse):
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This man-child talks a big game, but…:
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And this unintentional voice text from a boyfriend shows just how much he actually likes his girlfriend’s cat (Huzzah! Another wholesome one):
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This mean-as-hell sibling needs to put down the phone:
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This Jesus-loving guy saw “atheist” on this girl’s profile and, of course, had to message her:
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And this handyman turned a request to fix a ceiling light into something W-E-I-R-D:
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This kid absolutely roasted his mother after receiving a little sex ed in school:
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This aunt sent two very different back-to-back texts:
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And these women were thirsting over (checks notes) Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill:
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This mom casually dropped that she dated the new freaking pope (!!!):
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Check out this mom’s heartwarming response:
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And this boyfriend’s equally effusive response:
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This girlfriend was frustratingly blunt about the fact she likes the way her boyfriend looks and little else:
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This husband sent this very drunk (but also kind of sweet) text:
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And texting with this boyfriend could only be described as maddening:
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This mom tried to scold her kid (who is 26 years old!) but was way, way off base:
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This horny girlfriend doesn’t play games, LOL:
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And this guy looking for a hook-up…got a very different response than expected:
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This dude needed only .1 seconds to blow his chance:
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This dude seriously misunderstood what his cousin was suggesting:
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And this boyfriend got hammered and did something regretful…in the most wholesome way possible:
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This guy got a wrong text and made the person who sent it really, really, REALLY regret it:
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These old texts from a middle school couple are too funny:
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And this girlfriend was looking for a romantic answer from her boyfriend but — SPOILER ALERT — didn’t get it:
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This girlfriend absolutely roasted her boyfriend (and his hairline):
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This woman loves to send texts bullying her pets:
I beg your pardon, ma’am!
Like, it’s just a bunny, ma’am!
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And then there’s this dude who — when his wife worried he doesn’t keep in touch with his brother — showed her these texts:
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These t3xts are from a g33k I would NOT lik3 to m33t:
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These texts from a boss who only replies “Ok thanks” no matter what you send him are infuriating:
Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks
Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks
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And these texts with a nightmare roommate who is screaming (yes, screaming) at 4 a.m. make me want to live ALONE:
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This creepy dude sent these texts hours after buying $10 barstools from this woman on Facebook Marketplace:
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This weirdo with seller’s remorse sent these ridiculous texts:
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And this friend is a little (make that a lot) slow on the uptake:
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This dude — after working hard on making his fiancée dinner — received this text from her (she meant to send it to her friend):
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This text from a wife SERIOUSLY left her husband hanging:
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And this friend had a bizarro, out of left-field response when asked if they’d had a power failure:
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This girlfriend received this mortifying text from her boyfriend about how she acted while moving/talking in her sleep:
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This person gives maddeningly unclear responses:
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And lastly, this woman’s response makes it pretty clear she’s not here for this cutesy opener: