When we were all kids, pretty much everyone…
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Tried out teleportation:
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Did the most important job:
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Made the ultimate mistake:
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Ate mac and cheese like a dignified human being:
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Did some quick calculations in class:
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Went 20,000 leagues under the sea:
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Did the class project walk of shame:
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Became an ageless vampire:
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Felt extreme watermelon seed anxiety:
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Strong-armed those big ol’ pencils:
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Imagined the ultimate dream:
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Turned on the one light you should NEVER turn on:
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Imagined this exact speciman:
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Made beautiful music:
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Pretended to not care about technology:
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Made those milk bubbles:
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Felt that bump bump bump bump bump bump feeling:
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Had this exact thought while home from school:
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Drew a sun in the corner of a page that looked exactly like this:
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Believed that gum from second grade is still there:
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Walked in water using every one of these combinations:
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Played with a foam ball that had a big honkin’ bite taken out of it:
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Pinched their finger like this for no reason:
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Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:
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Tried to become invisible to avoid going to bed:
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Stabbed the living life out of an eraser:
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Pretended you could harness the force of the seven seas in the shower:
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Saw the world in Ruler Vision:
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Became a movie star at the grocery store:
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Took way too many bottle cap shots:
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And sat there with your feelings:
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Witnessed incredibly intense raindrop races on a car window:
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Smacked the dang chlorophyl out of an innocent leaf:
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Got a punch from the champ:
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Pretended to have special anti-gravity pool powers:
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Ran their hand along the wall EXACTLY like this:
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Began a long and fruitful career as a chemist:
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Developed an awful “smoking” habit:
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Had some very questionable thoughts:
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Tried their best to defeat the powerful forces of science:
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Felt like the highest of high society:
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Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:
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Woke up in the twilight zone:
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Clipped their mouth shut for some mysterious reason:
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Saw the most spontaneous throw up ever:
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Made the ultimate email:
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And fell for this exact joke: