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We’re constantly ending up in these Looney Tunes scenarios:
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Ladders are a blank canvas to us:
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We can’t take basic safety precautions:
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We run dumb experiments:
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We’re always gambling and losing:
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We’re constantly driving like we want to see God:
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We have no sense of danger:
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We are just generally getting trapped everywhere we go:
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We putting our body parts where they don’t belong:
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We believe everything we read on the internet:
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We’re very, very slow to react:
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We always end up doing dumb activities:
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We can’t be trusted to eat safely:
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We are just slowly breathing in things we shouldn’t:
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We always make that classic mistake of buying plates that will kill you if you eat off them:
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We get hooked on things like bath towels like a dang halibut:
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We’re constantly putting our hands where they don’t belong:
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We have zero spacial awareness:
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We are constantly losing to the sun:
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Our elders are trying to create massive explosions:
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We can’t even relax properly:
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We’re taking huge leaps of faith with regards to cheese:
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We’re always getting tangled up in some mess:
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We can’t follow directions:
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We always forget to look down:
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We’re just constantly booby-trapping ourselves:
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We constantly forget important things:
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We walk EXACTLY where we’re not meant to walk:
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We are just constantly stepping where we should not:
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Again, we’re losing to the Sun:
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We’re poisoning our air:
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We can’t resist getting stuck in something:
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We just have no reading comprehension:
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We’re always eating things we shouldn’t be eating:
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We laugh in the face of food safety:
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We just rush into things without thinking:
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We’re drinking things we should NOT be drinking:
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We’re eating things older than the Good Lord himself:
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We can’t resist a tiny trap:
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We can’t even sit down right:
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We’re just creating casual death beams in the car:
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We are absolutely decimating our machines:
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We’re playing with chemicals that should stay in a lab:
45.
We think everything is edible:
46.
Again, we’re getting stuck in everything:
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We just jump into things with reckless abandon:
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We’re out here drinking PAINT:
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And because of people like RANDALL:
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I give humans 10 more years, tops.