1.
The person who might need to take some time off from driving:
2.
The person who, uh, had THIS happen to them:
3.
The person whose phone had the ride of a lifetime:
4.
The person who blue themself:
5.
The person whose pool just became an infinity pool at no cost:
6.
The person who got absolutely AMPED at bedtime:
7.
The person who had the universe laugh in their face:
8.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about measuring things that day:
9.
The person whose financial situation is now looking dire:
10.
The person whose view just got a whole lot crinklier:
11.
The person with the cleanest floor this side of the Mighty Mississipp’:
12.
The person lived way too dangerously while cutting their hair:
13.
The person who got absolutely dusted by some espresso powder:
14.
The person who finally answered the eternal question of what happens when you take a table saw to an iPhone:
15.
The person who just straight up lived a Looney Tunes scene:
16.
The person who found a little friend in their dishwasher:
17.
The person who gave their MacBook a cool, new design:
18.
The person whose microwave no longer belongs to them:
19.
The person who might be the soundest sleeper this side of the Mighty Mississipp’:
20.
The person who might have to go pick up a brick or two:
21.
The person who just got absolutely screwed:
22.
The person who just made a wedding memory they’ll never, ever forget:
23.
The person who had a Looney Tunes-esque fall on the slopes:
24.
The person who went on a hero’s journey to the beach only to have this happen:
25.
The person whose laundry just got extra gritty:
26.
The person who just got the worst kind of message:
27.
The person who is eatin’ good tonight:
28.
The person whose delivery order may have gotten juuuust a bit smooshed:
29.
The person whose hard-earned money went to some crisp, cool air:
30.
The person who had their day go from bad to even worse in about five seconds:
31.
The person whose eye had a tiny, tiny problem:
32.
The person whose egg looks like it came from Planet Xeblar-B:
33.
The person who accidentally cooked their cheesecake on the surface of the sun:
34.
The person who made the classic rice–giant-jug-of-salt mix-up:
35.
The person whose steak was cooked to unfathomable levels of doneness:
36.
The person who was lucky enough to find out they had a few extra friends living with them:
37.
The person who added a special blue seasoning to their burgers:
38.
The person whose mouth is very clean now, I’m sure:
39.
The person who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time:
40.
The person who learned time’s oldest lesson:
41.
The person who might want to hire new roofers:
42.
The person whose bike shall remain forever locked:
43.
The person who learned the hard way about big ol’ buckets of paint and convertible roofs:
44.
The person whose phone looks like it might as well been sitting in the pharaoh Merenptah’s tomb:
45.
The person who was betrayed by the very fish tank they loved so:
46.
The person who gave a little roach a beautiful new home:
47.
The person whose phone was dropped into a portal to Hell:
48.
The person who… uh… had to follow this driver:
49.
The person who might just want to avoid ever going outside again:
50.
And the person who can never, ever go back into their car: