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The person who got pump-faked by an email:
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The person who will always double-check the dimensions from now on:
3.
The person whose tree just pulled a Kramer:
4.
The person whose cat put the finishing touches on their sandwich:
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The person who played the world’s most annoying game of Where’s Wallet:
6.
The person who just invented the next viral food combination:
7.
The person who turned money into confetti:
8.
This person who learned just how heavy a statue is:
9.
The person about to have a very white kitchen:
10.
The person who will not be traveling today:
11.
The person who had a big giant thing from presumably the heavens fall on their AC:
12.
The person whose window just got a hip new make-over:
13.
The person with the best seats in the house:
14.
The person whose watermelon went absolultely nuclear all over their toaster:
15.
The person whose backseat is the birthplace of an entirely new ecosystem:
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The person who got such exciting news over text:
17.
The person whose timeless memories became goop:
18.
The person who might be slowly turning into a giraffe:
19.
The person who might want to shave their lettuce:
20.
The person who finally found that pesky little thing:
21.
The person who got a little extra iron in their pasta:
22.
The person whose bread was baked with nothing but love and blattodea:
23.
The person who was betrayed by the Lime Gods:
24.
The person whose toilet is violating OSHA guidelines:
25.
This person who’s about to get a protein-packed sip:
26.
The person who is about to give the world a show they will never forget:
27.
The person whose sunroof damage should buff right out:
28.
This person about to have a very hairy soda:
29.
The person who is about to serve their party guests a heaping pile of the good stuff:
30.
The person who got the worst wake up call ever:
31.
The person who was listening to a real earworm:
32.
The person whose basement just got a little wet:
33.
The person who will be cursing technology forever:
34.
This proud owner of a very revealing chair:
35.
The person whose house no longer belongs to them:
36.
The person who got a sweet new design on their mousepad:
37.
This person in head-to-toe makeup:
38.
The person who let a maggot get absolutely blasted:
39.
The person who loves their kids very much, I’m sure:
40.
The person whose house no longer belongs to them:
41.
The person whose ice cream was sampled by a BARBARIAN:
42.
The person who was kind enough to share their sandwich with some tiny friends:
43.
The person who might want to take up a life of crime:
44.
The person who picked the wrong place to pee:
45.
The person who is about to be patient zero for a brand new illness:
46.
The person who lost mankind’s eternal war:
47.
The person who got a heaping helping of poop from a butt:
48.
The person who got a special little happy surprise at the bottom of their coffee:
49.
The person who fell victim to the ol’ popcorn or filling trick:
50.
And this chocolate lover: