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The person who learned one of life’s most important lessons the hard way:
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The person who surely has the goopiest kayak around:
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The person whose dog was nice enough to keep their ring extra safe and sound:
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The person whose bathtub got a brand new drain:
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The person whose basement looks like a picture straight out of that one scene in Titanic:
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The person who let their car take a quick little dip:
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The person who picked quite possibly the worst place to drill:
8.
The person who created a death ray in their bathroom:
9.
The person who Hulked their dang door straight off:
10.
The person who’s probably furiously Googling if AppleCare covers industrial accidents:
11.
The person who got paint EVERYWHERE:
12.
The person who will never not double check their car for spray cans after this:
13.
The person whose laptop got a nice little bath:
14.
The person whose dryer was violently attacked:
15.
The person who’s the proud owner of a brand-new car:
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The person who might want to try puttin’ that thing in reverse:
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The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
18.
The person whose car got a fresh, new coat of paint for free:
19.
The person who loves children very much, I’m sure:
20.
The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:
21.
The person who gave their car a new sleek, modern look:
22.
The person who picked the absolute worst place to park that day:
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The person who also made an enemy for life with a woodland creature:
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The person who took a little souvenir home with them from the gas station:
25.
The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:
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The person who will regret the last five minutes for the rest of their life:
27.
The person whose iron is currently burning a hole to the center of the Earth:
28.
The person who will be going to AppleCare with a very interesting story:
29.
The person who lived their dream:
30.
The person whose trampoline went on the adventure of a lifetime:
31.
The person who ran into a Looney Tunes scenario while moving:
32.
The person who must have angered the fridge gods:
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The person who was bested by a little tiny ball:
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The person whose pressure cooker might have a couple issues with it:
35.
The person who will forever regret accelerating in that specific moment:
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The person who got a liiiiittle took excited when opening their gift envelope:
37.
The person who apparently had a small-scale oil spill happen in their kitchen, the likes of which J. Paul Getty would certainly be interested in:
38.
The person who just met some absolutely awesome gamer ants:
39.
The person whose hot tub was stabbed through the dang heart like its name was Tubula:
40.
The person who gave their passenger seat a fresh, new coat:
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The person whose iPhone is nice ‘n’ slick now:
42.
The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
43.
The person who almost accomplished the incredible:
44.
The person whose expensive watch has a tiiiiiny little scratch:
45.
The person who built a makeup mirror death ray:
46.
The person who made a few wrong turns in life:
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The person who angered the wrong Norse god:
48.
The person whose bathroom turned into Mount Toilet-toa:
49.
The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
50.
And the person whose soup opened a portal to the netherworld: