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50 Extremely Common Things That Literally Every Person On Earth Has Been Calling The Wrong Name Their Entire Life


50 Extremely Common Things That Literally Every Person On Earth Has Been Calling The Wrong Name Their Entire Life

1.

Nurdle: a tiny dab of toothpaste.

2.

Zarf: the cardboard sleeve on a coffee cup.

3.

Tittle: the dot over an “i” or a “j.”

4.

Phloem bundles: those long stringy things you see when peeling a banana.

5.

Aglet: the plastic coating on a shoelace.

6.

Philtrum: the groove located just below the nose and above the middle of the lips.

8.

Groak: to look at someone, silently hoping they’ll give you some food they’re eating.

9.

Crapulence: that sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much.

11.

Vagitus: the cry of a newborn baby.

12.

Crepuscular rays: those visible rays of sunlight coming from a certain point in the sky.

13.

Glabella: the space between your eyebrows.

14.

Petrichor: the way it smells outside after rain.

16.

Natiform: something that looks like a butt.

17.

Pizza saver: the table in the middle of a pizza box.

18.

Lunula: the white, crescent-shaped part of the nail.

19.

Cornicione: the outer part of the crust on a pizza.

20.

Minimus: your little toe or finger.

21.

Desire path: a path created by natural means, simply because it is the “shortest or most easily navigated” way.

23.

Purlicue: the space between the thumb and forefingers.

24.

Ferrule: the metal part at the end of a pencil.

27.

Nibling: the gender-neutral term for a niece or nephew.

28.

Snood: the fleshy thing around the beak of a turkey.

29.

Morton’s toe: when your second toe is bigger than your big toe.

30.

Dysania: the constant inability to get out of bed in the morning.

32.

Tines: the prongs on a fork.

33.

Phosphenes: the lights you see when you close your eyes and press your hands to them.

34.

Rasceta: the lines on the inside of your wrist.

35.

Punt: the indent at the bottom of a wine bottle.

36.

Quincunx : the name of the pattern on the five side of a die.

37.

Agraffe: the wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne.

39.

Armscye: the armhole in most clothing.

43.

Muntin: the strips separating window panes.

44.

Snellen chart: the chart you look at when you take an eye exam.

45.

Obelus: the division sign (÷).

46.

Brannock device: the thing they use to measure your feet at the shoe store.

47.

Scurryfunge: the time you run around cleaning frantically right before company comes over.

48.

Gnurr: the lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets.

49.

Butt-load: a unit of measurement, roughly equivalent to 126 gallons.

50.

Tmesis: when you separate parts of a word for effect.

Dave Stopera

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