1.
Caillou is not necessarily the guy I’d go to for his shampoo recs.
2.
What…what’s coming to the aquarium??? Do I want to know?
5.
Who knew the Golden Girls were so jacked?
7.
Actually, I think they’re teaching them not to be that word.
8.
Man, plastic surgery’s really gone too far.
9.
“Cumulative” should not EVER be abbreviated to “cum,” but especially not on a kid’s math test.
10.
Important clarification: Are they referring to “cool” as in “awesome,” or “cool” as in temperature?
11.
“Hey, boss, bad news: I forgot a letter. … What? Just write it in chalk? Genius!”
13.
Maybe this DVD should be in a different section than an Adam Sandler movie (unless Adam’s been branching out…).
14.
This is especially funny because it’s in Britain.
15.
Oh look, my favorite animal, “milk.”
16.
You love doing WHAT to your dog???
17.
I feel a little bad for laughing at this one.
18.
Why does this exist? 😭
19.
Who knew Paw Patrol was so violent?
20.
On a scale of “no” to “very,” what do you rate the clarity of this scale?
21.
Looks like Nemo saw some shit in Sydney.
22.
Puss in Boots doesn’t look quite how I remember, either.
23.
Well, that headline placement is unfortunate.
24.
Ah yes, the famous quote, “It’s the will it’s not the will to win to prepare to win that matters, everyone has that that matters.”
25.
Interesting place for conjoined, identical twins to connect…
26.
…Um, no thanks. I’d rather do the cooking.
27.
I had to include this one with the caption, because it’s too good.
28.
“Make sure you skid boots with don’t know what will be like on of the road have your non you, you the weather the other end.”
29.
That’s one way to do it!
30.
Not in our world, certainly.
31.
It’s extra protein, I guess.
32.
Those Faki STDs are a real pain, huh?
33.
Finally, a toilet that looks like it’s covered in piss!
34.
P is for…periodontal health?
35.
Humans can have a little phenylalanine, as a treat.
36.
I’m not sure the person who made this has ever seen a fish.
37.
I guess freakishly long arms *would* help you play volleyball…
38.
I finally found someone with worse anxiety than me, and it’s this cereal canister.
39.
I guess the people at the left end of the table don’t have to eat!
40.
I thought this would make more sense when I read the pink letters, but it actually made less.
42.
Oh, I get it! It’s ’cause…uh…people like chips, and…okay, fine, I’m lost.
45.
This feels like a poor placement and color for a ribbon, but maybe that’s just me.
46.
This one’s TRULY crappy design…(get it?)
48.
…And finally, this.