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These people were really, really confused about vaginas.
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This person thought sperm should not be counted as a baby, but women’s eggs should.
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This man thought “saggy boobs” were caused by having over five partners.
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This person made a wild assertion on a thread about Riley Reid’s husband.
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This man thought men could tell how big your past partners were based on your vagina.
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This pastor had no business speaking about women at all.
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This person thought you could have an abortion at…a year and eight months?
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This man thought periods weren’t a “real thing.”
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This person thought “uterine orgasms” were a thing.
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This person thought women give birth and have sex through different holes.
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This person made the baffling claim that women don’t die from pregnancy.
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This person defined “written by a man” literature.
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This man forgot the word “women.”
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This person should never, ever be allowed to have sex with a woman.
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This person did NOT do their research before commenting.
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This person thought you could get PCOS from being “lazy.”
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This person thought people can tell they’re pregnant after just days.
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This man thought ovum had SHELLS on them.
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This guy thought “by and large births are painless.”
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This guy didn’t realize that everyone has at least one X chromosome — and that people AFAB have two.
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This person thought that breastfeeding your child causes them to experience sexual arousal.
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This person thought women who have difficulty climaxing should blame the “plaque buildup” from eating animal byproducts.
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This guy apparently thought a woman miscarried in his mouth???
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This person knew nothing about TSS.
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This person thought boobs have no function besides sex appeal.
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This person thought being horny causes lactation.
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This person didn’t realize you can get your period in middle school.
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And this person thought 13-year-olds shouldn’t use tampons.
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This person thought you literally couldn’t, and that tampons are also unsanitary.
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This man thought marriage changes a woman’s genetic code.
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This person thought cheating while pregnant caused miscarriages.
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This guy spewed a bunch of nonsense about menstruation.
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And this guy also spewed nonsense, this time about vaginas.
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This person thought women have the urge to kill their baby after giving birth.
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This person thought women ejaculated their eggs.
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This person thought the clitoris was a hole…and that it makes babies.
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This guy thought everyone’s period came at the end of the month.
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This person thought it was impossible to have a healthy child in you thirties because eggs “expire like milk.”
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This man thought “man-like behaviors” caused women to shave and use skincare products.
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This guy thought ovaries were not only reachable with his penis, but that it was enjoyable to penetrate them.
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This person said that after women have sex for the first time that their uterus shows through their stomach because it’s full of sperm.
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This person thought peeing after sex prevented pregnancy.
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This man had a bit of trouble understanding both the function and spelling of the fallopian tube.
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This guy thought people who menstruate could control their periods.
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And finally, this man was just very, very confused.
What’s the most clueless thing a man has said to you about your body? Let us know in the comments!